Welcome to Argentina. . .

Outgoing president (that makes him sound gregarious, doesn't it?) Néstor Kirchner gave an interview in which he summed up the state of affairs he's leaving his wife, who takes office on Monday:

"I'm leaving Cristina an almost normal country."

Maybe they should turn that into a banner and string it up at the airport.

"Bienvenidos a la Argentina, un país casi normal."