Me: "Two please."
Subway attendant: "You're paying in coins. That's fantastic. That's how it's done."
Me [taking the fare card]: "Thanks."
SA: "Sure. But don't use that card. Just walk through the open gate."
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Street vendor in La Boca: "Wait, are you Argentine?"
SV: "But you speak like an Argentine."
Me: "I've been here a while."
SV: "So you know how to cuss someone out then?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess."
SV: "Oh, well then you're practically Argentine."
* * *
I will really miss this beautiful fucking disaster area.